Isaac has a chunky ass. I want to stick my tongue i it and eat his feces. I'd love to have his sit on my nose, after I use a bedazzler on his anus of course, and squirt into my nostrils. I would also love it if he like had butt sex with Stross... Oh Geez, I'd just love it if Stross stuck pins into his anus and ate his fecal matter!
I just want to bedazzle his anus... Why can't he be real? All I want is to bedazzle Isaac's anus. I don't even have to bedazzle his dick or dick hole. If I get to bedazzle his anus one day, my life will finally be complete.